Ten People You Will Meet in College
1. The Question Asker
With thirty seconds of class left, he asks the professor to give a complete explanation of how to make an aircraft.
2. The Overachiever
She doesn’t have to be better than anyone; she has to be better than everyone.
3. The Baller
If he’s not on the court, he’s asleep.
4. The Hopeless Romantic
The recipient of her affection changes every week.
5. The Mute
“Hi! I’m Kat. What’s your name?” …*crickets chirping*…
6. The Foreign Student
He is there for an education, but all the girls think he’s there for a wife.
7. The Life of the Party
Even during class, he is cracking more jokes than a stand-up comic.
8. The Homebody
The only place you see her is on social media.
9. The Health Nut
He packs his own salads because the cafeteria does not have organic kale.
10. The Victim
Every teacher is secretly trying to fail this student. At least, that’s what she thinks.